1. baroquen-sol:

    seerofsarcasm:

    confusedtree:

    dspazdoesntcare:

    What the hell did I just watch? 

    It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

    Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

    I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

    (via wreccleston)

     
    Tagged #Bless
     
  2. david-la-la-la:

    OUR MILITARYSTUCK!!! WE DID IT

    fuck photoshoot is coming

    Terezi by Kriss

    Aradia by Kuyo

    Eridan by Zombie Gigolo

    Karkat by Dan-Hate

    Vriska by David(me ^3^)

    (via homestuck-arts)

     
  3. thebloggerbloggerfun:

    teafortrouble:

    eteo:

    fall-for-nothing:

    trickster-eridan:

    buttpilgrim:

    scientificperfection:

    kittiesinthemorning:

    I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

    WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

    when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

    it’s back

    Satan lemon

    every villain is lemons

    And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

    And now: The Weather.

    (Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via wreccleston)

     
  4. venusian-eyes:

    buttsbutts:

    Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

    oh my god

    (via chloebannet)

     
  5. 18mr:

    “When thinking of iconic romance, ask yourself if any imagery (paintings, photographs, film-stills) comes to mind that is not showing heterosexual couples? Probably not,” says photographer Braden Summers of his photo series of everyday gay and lesbian couples from around the globe.

    [x]

    (via hattiebigsky)

     
  6. angel-with-a-flower-crown:

    scarlettmortis:

    ohyesteamrocket:

    make it double

    Everyone needs the classic motto on their dashboard.

    this is one of those gifsets you can hear

    (via wreckitronnie)

    Tagged #Pokemon #ref
     

  7. lowkeywalker:

    come-to-my-world:

    Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!

    they made

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    characters

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    for

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    every

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    single

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    element

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    of the

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    periodic

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    table!

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    And also they made this

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    and this

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    *new ship* 

    There’s even a granny!

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    It’s like

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    superheros

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    (there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)

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    and humans

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    and there are

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    twins!!

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    And Bethoveen

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    THEY MADE THOR

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    And there’s also this which made me laugh

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    I can’t! 

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    (source)

    this is the coolest shit b.

    (via sevenfails)

     

  8. Anonymous said: hey...I've got red hair blue eyes and glasses. I love books and homestuck is my current obsession. I like to cuddle and watch movies on rainy days. I like to have in-depth conversations about different things. I always wanted to travel. I love to cosplay and have been doing it since I was five.

    awww you sound super sweet and does that red hair come with freckles because damn i think it could work out but then again i’ve never dated anyone >.

    Tagged #ask #anon
     

  9. Anonymous said: I am short and really loud and crazy, and almost everything I say is either something that happened to me or one of my nerd things, but in always dress in point, except for my hair because my hair is never on point.

    aw you sound cute but also exactly like me so dating is probably a no
    but friends hell yessss
    thanks for participating in my memery!

    Tagged #Ask #anon
     

  10. prozdvoices:

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    How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

    Original post by chikenmilky3

    (via starneatos)

    Tagged #bless #same
     
  11. dropdeadesu:

    HEY HEY ALL!! 

    dropdeadesu here once again, this time co-hosting a giveaway with one of my very best friends maidreport in honor of him breaking 2k!

    As mentioned above, we will be co-hosting this giveaway. Meaning that we are splitting all the costs and have collaborated on the prizes. There willl be three tiers with prizes listed below!

    • THIRD PLACE - one Plush under $25 from the online Pokemon Center store, or two under $12 each

     

    This site is amazing, both of us really love the keychains and plushes. If you are chosen for the third place slot, we will contact you and have you chose your items before one of us orders them! 

    • SECOND PLACE - one $50 amazon gift card

    We both do a lot of shopping on Amazon and Ebay, but seeing as there are more options on Amazon we’re opting for a gift card!

    And finally, last but not least…

    The grand prize … . . 

    A Borderlands 2 PS Vita bundle pack

    Details and Rules below!!! 

    • must be following both maidreport and dropdeadesu seeing as we are the two running the giveaway!! 
    • must reblog this for entry  - you can reblog it as much as you’d like, but please do not spam your followers. 
    • MUST KEEP YOUR ASK BOX OPEN - There have been times where I go to tell someone they have won and I can not reach them, which means I have to chose someone else. Please, please, please if you are going to enter the giveaway make sure I have a way to get a hold of you. 
    • on that same topic, you must be comfortable giving out your address - otherwise we will not be able to ship these items to you.
    • international shipping yes 
    • Winners will be chosen on December 15th. It is first come first serve. You will have 48 hours to respond once we have messaged you before we will choose someone else. 
    • Due to the giveaway ending near the holidays, we will communicate with you about shipping times/ect seeing as shipping can get backed up during the holidays - but we don’t want to push it out too far!! 

    Any questions contact me!!

    Good luck!!! 

    (via dropdeadesu)

     
  12. thewaywardqueen:

    jessiphia:

    I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

    I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

    IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

    SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

    SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

    (via dirkfromstatefarm)

    Tagged #Important
     

  13. sararye:

    every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

    (via makototachibabe)

     

  14. sweet-bitsy:

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    "Boys won’t like you if you dress in lolita"

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    (via sixmillionbees)

     

  15. Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

    literally-howell:

    fugaazi:

    fugaazi:

    methbusters:

    Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want to take me on.

    Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Dude man bruh like

    Please do it

    DO IT

    Guys pls :(

    (Source: deadkirschtein, via humcloud)

    Tagged #ask meee